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In a episode of “what would you do?” the show tests reactions to gay parent bashing in a Texas dinner 

They asked an actress, playing a homophobic waitress, to scold, and refuse service to a family being parented by a gay couple in one of the most conservative states

Despite this, I still don’t like Texas because their collegiate gymnastics clubs are insanely good.

Actually, I take that back. The longhorns wanted me to be their mascot. They’re okay in my book.

Wow. I’m impressed.

Emma Woodhouse: I will not know how to behave when I see him.Mrs. Weston: Let his behavior be your guideEmma Woodhouse: Oh, but if he seems happy, I will know that he’s decided to marry Harriet, and I will not, I know I will not be able to let him tell me. But if he seems sad, I’ll know that John has advised him against it. I love John! Or he may seem sad because he fears telling me he will marry my friend. How can John let him do that? I hate John!

Emma Woodhouse: I will not know how to behave when I see him.
Mrs. Weston: Let his behavior be your guide
Emma Woodhouse: Oh, but if he seems happy, I will know that he’s decided to marry Harriet, and I will not, I know I will not be able to let him tell me. But if he seems sad, I’ll know that John has advised him against it. I love John! Or he may seem sad because he fears telling me he will marry my friend. How can John let him do that? I hate John!

-screencaps:

POLICEMAN: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.LEONARD: Oh my god, what did they get?SHELDON: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armor, a wand of untainted power and all my gold.

Ok, I love this show but I’m clearly all hipster about World of Warcraft SO BE ACCURATE FFS WHAT THE HELL IS A BATTLE OSTRICH YOU CAN’T STEAL ONE AND JUST CONTACT A GM, SHELDON.
Don’t do this to me, show. Don’t.
Oh my God it doesn’t stop there. I don’t think I can watch this episode.

-screencaps:

POLICEMAN: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.
LEONARD: Oh my god, what did they get?
SHELDON: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armor, a wand of untainted power and all my gold.

Ok, I love this show but I’m clearly all hipster about World of Warcraft SO BE ACCURATE FFS WHAT THE HELL IS A BATTLE OSTRICH YOU CAN’T STEAL ONE AND JUST CONTACT A GM, SHELDON.

Don’t do this to me, show. Don’t.

Oh my God it doesn’t stop there. I don’t think I can watch this episode.

(via katherineswan)

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