POLICEMAN: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.
LEONARD: Oh my god, what did they get?
SHELDON: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armor, a wand of untainted power and all my gold.
Ok, I love this show but I’m clearly all hipster about World of Warcraft SO BE ACCURATE FFS WHAT THE HELL IS A BATTLE OSTRICH YOU CAN’T STEAL ONE AND JUST CONTACT A GM, SHELDON.
Don’t do this to me, show. Don’t.
Oh my God it doesn’t stop there. I don’t think I can watch this episode.
(via katherinecuddy)